Sunday, January 11, 2009

Better Know a Sloth! (Part 2)

Well, in my complete and utter lack of any ideas for this blog, I decided that I'll try to get myself off my butt and make some more questionnaires in order to help us all better to get to know each other as fellow sloths. In case you didn't read and/or respond the the original one, please do so here.

1)If you could use the force, what kind of things would you use it for? (Lets keep this creative and non-violent)
2)If you had the ability, means, and motivation to make an epic flash game, what would it be about?
3)If forced to choose between the two, would you sell your body, or your soul? (The belief that souls don't exist limits you to the former, so tough luck all you non-spiritualists!)
4)Taco bell, KFC, or Panda Express? (Sorry to anyone who doesn't have any or all of these..just pick as best you can :P)
5)If you could only choose three types of instruments to create a band, orchestra, etc. What would they be? (Choose between stringed, brass, woodwinds, percussion, and voices.)
6)What is you least favorite kind of "game" on Kongregate?
7)If you could have any color of non-fading, non-greying hair (unless you wanted it to of course) what would that color be?
8)Are there any music albums you are anticipating this year? If so, which one(s)?
9)If Sloth made a shirt, would you buy it? Tell the truth now! >.>
10)Tell us something random about yourself!

20 comments:

  1. 1) I would catch soft, fuzzy creatures that i was too lazy to get up and grab, or too slow to catch, like my friends' cats. I would also do extreme baking while not leaving the TV room.

    2)It would be the story of an old man, and his epic quest to get those darn kids off his lawn. Filled with oxygen machine using and cane whacking action.

    3)My body. I'm one of those "not really Christian but still in fear for his immortal soul" kind of people...

    4)Not KFC...is that answer ok? How could I ever choose between my beloved Taco Bell and Panda Express?

    5)Stringed, percussion, and voices. (And since a piano is mix of percussion and strings, I get to use it too! mwahaha!) I find brass and woodwinds to be just about useless for anything but having silly names. Trombone. Teehee.

    6)Dressup "games." Enough said.

    7)Blue and black. It would be schmexy and all anime-ified. I'd be hawt.

    8)The new album by The Fray...I don't know what it's called though...

    9)Once I got money...and it might be a loooong time before that happens...

    10)I am allergic to carrots and celery! As well as several other veggies. It is kind of sad that I only became allergic a couple of years ago...my childhood could have so much happier.

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  2. 1)I really don't know maybe do things that i'm to lazy to do
    2)A guy that runs along a foot path away from something like the game where the big bolder rock comes after the guy.
    3)Probably my body
    4)KFC for sure
    5)Guitar,Drum kit and bass guitar
    6)Playing with fire it annoys me sooooo much
    7)Th color it is now
    8)nope new music sucks
    9)Yes i would
    10)I like stuff xD

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  3. 1) Well, the first thing I would do would be to extend long-distance snuggles to all the people of the world. As snuggles have the power to turn evil to good, I would thus be solving strife, eliminating war and curing poverty all in one fell swoop. You can thank me later ;)

    2) A PG13 game? Um... I have no idea, save that it will most definitely contain teddy bear and penguin costumes...

    3) My body, of course. Besides the obvious existential or metaphysical ramifications of selling my soul, I know I already have some buyers for my body *looks longingly at Zil*

    4) Panda Express

    5) Bass guitar, drums and vocals. I like stuff that makes my spine reverberate.

    6) Tower defense.

    7) I've always wanted purple hair... or iridescent green. But I'm not the kind of guy who can pull that thing off... so... Black? I guess?

    8) Behold The Machine by Vernian Process

    9) College student... poor college student living off the state... so... no -_-

    10) I. Love. Steampunk.

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  4. 1)Wow... what sould one guage his responce on, the ability to move large objects, change people minds, and use the power of suggestion, increase in speed, and agility, the ability to see the future through meditation, communicate with animals to a degree, increase one's intelect....i'd buy an eclectric car and use force lightning for free power...
    2)it would be an mmofps based in the city of your choice with actual blueprints and town layouts and with complete interactive environments and buildings... course i don't know the extents of flash so...
    3)body, cuz it sounds kinky
    4)Taco belli cant get enough fake mexican food
    5)bagpipes, didgeridoo, harmonica and the sitar (all are way underused)
    6)there is such thing as a bad game genere on kong?
    7)white, with purple streaks
    8)not too big on music
    9)if i had the money, (i assume this is to test the market)
    10)i've gone through two outpatient surguries without anestetic

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  5. 1) I would use the force on my husband.. *wave hand* "You see no mess here.." *wave hand* "You want to make dinner.." *wave hand* and my children.. *wave hand* "You love to clean your room." *wave hand* "You enjoy doing your homework!"
    2)Epic, eh? It would be about the lonely Sloth and his trials and adventures solving cryptic puzzles, jumping through levels of challenging tress, and stunning the tree trolls with Snickerdoodles until he finds nirvana (ie Sloth and its collection of happy Slothies!)
    3)Sorry I need both. I refuse to be forced!
    4) Taco Bell Baby!
    5) Brass, percussion, and voices.
    6) Those quizes where the only way to figure out the right answer is luck.
    7) Silver ;)
    8) Um.. too old to keep up with new music.
    9) You betcha!
    10) I like silver toenails with lil' faux diamonds on them. :)

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  6. 1) I'd probably use it to get food from the comfort of my chair.
    2) It'd be one of those 2D adventure platformers. Also, a capture the flag multiplayer platformer game :D
    3) Sell my body; I could just find another one
    4) TACO BELL!!!!1!1!one -high fives Zil-
    5) Vocals, Drums, and Violin. Drama FTW.
    6) I really hate luck-based and repetitive games (Monster's Den, Pandemic 2, Necromicon)
    7) Black (like it is)
    8) I usually listen to music only if it's at least a year (or ten) old.
    9) I would, but for me, Kong and the 'real world' need to be seperate or else my life will be chaos :(
    10) I have allergy to grapefruit. My favorite SSBB characters are Sheik and Game & Watch. I want Kid Icarus for the Virtual Console.

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  7. 1. I would use the force to bring me all the bunnies in the world. Mwahahahaha.

    2. I have no of the above, but it would probably be some sort of adventure game with bunnies and rainbows...or even better...rainbow bunnies.

    3. I would sell Droopy. Much better choice.

    4. Taco Bell. I love me tacos.

    5. How...random. Woodwinds, violins, and a piano.

    6. Violent games that show blood or guts.

    7. Lavender.

    8. Nope. Though I am kind of hoping for a new Taylor Swift album.

    9. Nope. Sorry. I still loves you all.

    10. I attend private school, but this is my last year. I'm going "public" for high school.

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  8. 1) I'd visit people like Stephen Hawking and learn everything there is to learn through a mind meld.

    2) I do have some ability and the means and I have several ideas/projects lined up... But I'm not spilling any secrets.

    3) Body. Already sold my soul. Lot of good that did.

    4) None of the above. I try not to eat fast food. I've got to keep my body in top shape for any buyers. ;)

    5) Stringed, percussion, and vocals.

    6) Can I generalize and say "Bad ones"? No? Uh... Shoot... There are lots that tie for least favourite... Action games like Thing Thing, dress up, quizzes...

    7) Midnight blue.

    8) Nope.

    9) Nope. I love Sloth, but I hate wearing things that advertise anything (including sports teams, clothing stores (roots, gap, etc), and so on).

    10) Um... I'm a web developer?

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  9. 1) I would use it to assist me in everyday life. I.e.: Grab tools from the my toolbox and place them in my hand. Cook multiple things at once. Actually be able to hit more than ten keys at once on a keyboard for online games XP.

    2) It would be probably be a horrifically over-complicated adventure game with the most bizarre item connections.

    3) Body for sale! Organs fresh and healthy!

    4) Well, since we only have KFC here, that would sadly make me have to choose it. I did like Taco Bell much, much more the few times I've actually been there.

    5) Brass, Percussion, and vocals. Nice marching and cheery beats.

    6)Chat-only games. Honestly, if you want to talk to other gamers, that's what the chat sidebar is for!

    7) Either a light brown like it is now or a reddish brown like it normally looks in the sunlight.

    8) Not really. If I see any I like though I'll pick them up.

    9) I honestly would if I didn't hate credit cards so much.

    10) I'm a fairly good cook who can only cook for incredibly large amounts of people at a time. As such, I have a small freezer in my apartment filled with various containers of food. I could probably live off of the food inside for 1 or 2 months without anything else.

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  11. 1. If you could use the force, what kind of things would you use it for? (Let’s keep this creative and non-violent)

    Erasing all my debt.

    2. If you had the ability, means, and motivation to make an epic flash game, what would it be about?

    Not particularly interested.

    3. If forced to choose between the two, would you sell your body, or your soul? (The belief that souls don't exist limits you to the former, so tough luck all you non-spiritualists!)

    My body.
    My soul is not mine to sell. It has been purchased already.

    4. Taco bell, KFC, or Panda Express? (Sorry to anyone who doesn't have any or all of these..just pick as best you can :P)

    Taco Bell

    5. If you could only choose three types of instruments to create a band, orchestra, etc. What would they be? (Choose between stringed, brass, woodwinds, percussion, and voices.)

    Guitar, Drums, Bass

    6. What is you least favorite of "game" on Kongregate?

    There are so many bad games… how can I choose?

    7. If you could have any color of non-fading, non-graying hair (unless you wanted it to of course) what would that color be?

    I like gray hair. But I’m down with my brown.

    8. Are there any music albums you are anticipating this year? If so, which one(s)?

    Nope. I do have the new Sia album though… Quite good.

    9. If Sloth made a shirt, would you buy it? Tell the truth now! >.>

    Heck yeah, where do I order?

    10. Tell us something random about yourself!

    I once was impaled by a piece of wood that kicked back off the table saw I was working at. It stuck in my belly just above my belt 1.5 inches deep. It was about 1/2 inch wide x 3/8 inch thick.
    I didn’t even realize it has stuck me until I looked down and noticed it hanging there.
    I told the guy I was working with that I might need to go to the emergency room… :P
    The trauma center at Vanderbilt Hospital is stunning. They had me patched up – morphine and all in no time.

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  12. Ok Sgt here goes!

    1: If i had the power i would use it to teleport from home to work so i could lay in bed longer.
    2: I do not have the imagination to even think about it - sorry!
    3: My body, most definitely - it
    could be lots of fun!
    4: I will say taco bell only because i hate KFC fries and i have never heard of panda express!
    5: In my orchestra i would have strings, percussion and voices.
    6: Stupid ones which rely more on luck than skill or logic, yet still suck you in - like zilch!
    7: Black like snow white!
    8: None really - how sad!
    9: Hell yeah!
    10: Ummmm I won tickets to see Take That when i was 15 - aaaah happy days, Robbie was still in the band then :D

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  13. kikimomojojododo btw...

    1)killing... err i mean... cuddling cute furry animals....and using the jedi mind trick to take over the world... er i mean... to make the world a better place... yeah...
    2)music... and portals... and roleplaying... that's absolutely senseless...
    3)I think my body..
    4)panda express...
    5)ocarina, bagpipes, vocals
    6)errr... the stuff where you must have skills... aim...
    7)silver
    8)err idk...
    9)mayhaps... as long as it's a good color.
    10)I like to bake!

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  14. 1)Bring everything to me/bring me to everything and get free food by way of brain washing!
    2)A multiplayer zombie game. That you can see. None of that text based stuff.
    3)My body(I do think you have a "soul" but..well I'm too Sloth to describe my beliefs.If you really care pm me :)
    4)Panda express
    5)Uhh vocals.. I don't know branches of music that well so...triangles! bagpipes!
    6)Tower Defense..its all the same.
    7)Shiny like a PS3. Very very shiny.
    8)I dunno.
    9)If I could without paypal(and other things like it), totally! :)
    10)I hit my head on a marble table when I was young and had a scar for a long time.(Think decade+)

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  15. 1)powering my neighborhood with evil lightning, and probably bettering my driving.
    2)I'm still working on the epic struggle between dust-bunnies, spiders, gremlins, and other bump-in-the-night things. At this rate it will coincide with the new Kong API, the release of CS12 and Flash v20.
    3)I'll sell my body anyday! That soul's got lots of haunting to do.
    4)Yo quiero taco bell.
    5)Marimba, Piano, and acoustic guitar. Or 3 Korg Synths :).
    6)Stupid mouse games. Those things like Button Hunt (boss levels) and Scriball, which aren't really a thought skill so much as the ability to jerk a mouse.
    7)Dark Blue anime hair would be fun, but I don't think I have the personality to pull it off.
    8)So far Grey's Anatomy has actually had a decent soundtrack. mayhaps I'll download that one this year.
    9)Buy it? I'd print it!
    10) I haven't slept more than 6 hours a night in 5 months!!!

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  16. So i answer all the questions and clicked Publish ... nothing so if ends up being posted twice... i'm Not a Spammer, just this site hates me

    1) I'd read my wifes mind/emotions; leading me to the ulimate answer to the ultimate question: What your wife really means when she says "Fine. Thats Fine"
    2)A game about a psychotic cat named Captian and his epic defense of the sofa against all comers.
    3)Kill myself, which i suppose means giving up my soul (but not selling it)
    4)Taco bell. I dont eat fast food, but i have those tater tots thingys .. or did... when I'm trapped in a food court
    5)Strings, Woodwinds and Voice
    6) Grinders...
    7) I like my hair as is. But if i was a super hero i'd have reflective white hair.. thats would shmick
    8) High Contrast
    9)I'd buy it if it was easy to order and not to cutesy
    10) I once took a load of rock salt from a shotgun to the face and chest for stealing fruit from an orchard.

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  17. 1)If you could use the force, what kind of things would you use it for? (Lets keep this creative and non-violent)
    Oooh..ooh! I’d make the weird stuff I draw come to life. >> ‘Cuz the force can totally to that.
    2)If you had the ability, means, and motivation to make an epic flash game, what would it be about?
    I think if I could make a game, it would prolly be about the crazy world I have inside my head.
    3)If forced to choose between the two, would you sell your body, or your soul? (The belief that souls don't exist limits you to the former, so tough luck all you non-spiritualists!)
    I have no idea. ._.; Body, maybe. I like my soul. I could always find a new body to take over. >>
    4)Taco bell, KFC, or Panda Express? (Sorry to anyone who doesn't have any or all of these..just pick as best you can :P)
    I’ve never had Taco Bell or Panda Express so I’lll settle with KFC.
    5)If you could only choose three types of instruments to create a band, orchestra, etc. What would they be? (Choose between stringed, brass, woodwinds, percussion, and voices.)
    Stringed, voices, percussion. My favorites! =D
    6)What is you least favorite kind of "game" on Kongregate?
    Dress up games. D;
    7)If you could have any color of non-fading, non-greying hair (unless you wanted it to of course) what would that color be?
    Ooh, the color my hair is now! Black/brown!
    8)Are there any music albums you are anticipating this year? If so, which one(s)?
    None..I’ll have to get back to you on that one. xD
    9)If Sloth made a shirt, would you buy it? Tell the truth now! >.>
    Maybe. It’s gotta be a real pretty shirt.
    10)Tell us something random about yourself!
    I’m nearsighted and farsighted in one eye!

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  18. 1)If you could use the force, what kind of things would you use it for? (Lets keep this creative and non-violent)
    Mundane stuff like cleaning my house and memorizing entire textbooks for exams aside, knowing me, probably minor mischief like popping (unoccupied) car tires (I hate cars - use transit!) and such. Changing society through the power of the force for the win! (oh, and the sith code makes more sense than the jedi code.)

    2)If you had the ability, means, and motivation to make an epic flash game, what would it be about?
    Hmm...Maybe something related to Vampire: The Masquerade? That game has so much potential (though its ruleset and style make it even more frustrating to play irl than DnD, hence it is videogame material)

    3)If forced to choose between the two, would you sell your body, or your soul? (The belief that souls don't exist limits you to the former, so tough luck all you non-spiritualists!)
    I would sell my body. A body with no soul is just a warm, twitching corpse, while a soul with no body can just go posess someone else (or enjoy the afterlife...hopefully it's enjoy...)

    4)Taco bell, KFC, or Panda Express? (Sorry to anyone who doesn't have any or all of these..just pick as best you can :P)
    White Spot. Not in the list, but both Taco Bell and KFC disgust me, so I'm assuming Panda Express is of similar "quality."

    5)If you could only choose three types of instruments to create a band, orchestra, etc. What would they be? (Choose between stringed, brass, woodwinds, percussion, and voices.)
    String, Woodwind and Voice. Chamber music ftw!

    6)What is you least favorite kind of "game" on Kongregate?
    Stupid, poorly animated pieces of fecal matter that seem to be posted regularly. Check the new games list, I guarantee there's one on the first page.

    7)If you could have any color of non-fading, non-greying hair (unless you wanted it to of course) what would that color be?
    Brown with grey tips (Anyone read the Death Gate Cycle? Patryn hair!)

    8)Are there any music albums you are anticipating this year? If so, which one(s)?
    I usually don't anticipate music albums; it's more "oh [awesome band] has a new album out! woot!"

    9)If Sloth made a shirt, would you buy it? Tell the truth now! >.>
    Hmm...assuming there was a large enough size sold, yes. I have huge shoulders and a very long torso, so usually such things are not possible for me.

    10)Tell us something random about yourself!
    I risk death whenever I eat sushi. Shellfish will damage me. According to the allergy specialist I saw, the reaction I had to the clam scratch test was larger than any other scratch test response he'd seen (approximately an inch diameter), so edible clam terrifies me. I would explode like the vampires in Blade!

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  19. 1)Snuggling, of course!

    2)It would be about a kid who gets stuck in another world, and has to find his way out.

    3)My body. At least I can soul snuggle!

    4)I'd love KFC AND Tacobell, but since I can only choose one... KFC.

    5)Strings, Percussion, and Vocals.

    6)Repetitive MMO's.

    7)Well my hair's already dark-brown.

    8)....Beethoven's 55th! It's gotta be more intense than the 5th one!

    9)Yes!... If I have the money... *Shifty eyes*

    10)I was obsessed with knowing things about cheese when I was 12-14. I'm over it now.

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  20. 1)to make the tv remote come closer without moving....

    2) i would make it about my reg-mates in sloth and the mods that come regularly...and we would fight trolls....then get bored n watch tv....

    3)i would run away....

    4)KFC :) cuz you can remake "TNT" - AC/DC

    5)Strings, Percussion and voices :)

    6) Dress up games

    7) dirty blond

    8)nope...well my new bands

    9) Damn right, but at a reasonable price

    10) once i threw my guitar out the window and it hit and old lady...

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