From across the bright sunlit meadow, she emerged from the dark forests beyond. With angelic grace, she strode towards the great Oak. Her long dark hair, flowing in the gentle autumn breeze, twisted and swayed upon the currents of air, as if performing a delicate dance. As sunlight radiated it's warmth upon her face she smiled that soft, delicate, knowing smile of hers that warms the hearts of so many. As she got closer to the Oak the sunlight made her soft, depth-less blue-grey eyes sparkle like precious gemstones.
When she reached the blanket, I knelt and bowed my head before her. Clasping her soft elegant hands in my own, I looked into her bright soulful eyes. "My Lady LazyMuse. You honor me with your presence", I spoke with humbled tones. "Please, won't you join me for a light lunch on this beautiful afternoon?"
Graciously, she accepted. After making ourselves comfortable on the blanket, I proceeded to pour her a glass of dark red wine. After some idle chit-chat, we decided to proceed with this, Sloth's first official interview with none other than the legendary LazyMuse herself!!!
There you have it Sloth! The 10 things you wanted to know about LazyMuse, but were afraid to ask. Hope you enjoyed this little segment. More will follow. Stay happy! Stay Slothy! =)
(For the record, she twisted my arm into feeding her grapes from the picnic basket by hand).